FOOM
THEMES

diva-eeyore:

Two asexuals sitting in a tree, s-I-t-t-I-n-g

littlebitoftroyler:

restlesslyaspiring:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

COME ON PEOPLE SIGNAL BOOST

Note this NOW!!!!

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2bainzz:

khaleesinewbooty:

u ever just jammin the fuck out in the car and suddenly think “what if i died right now? what if i died listening to Beautiful Liar? what if the last words i heard were ‘nobody likes being played’???”

one time Timber was on the radio and I hit black ice and spun out and I thought “oh god I’m going to die listening to Pitbull”

Takes a whole new meaning to “wouldn’t be caught dead”

v171:

Remember that time when Mississippi State took a photograph of me and put it on their brochure and shipped it out to the entire country and didn’t realize I had a massive hickey on my neck?

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*


Is this what they do for fun in Night Vale

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

Is this what they do for fun in Night Vale

achievement-hunter:

cnemidophoru-sex-anguis:

worlds most cynical art student

that title is a feat in itself

achievement-hunter:

cnemidophoru-sex-anguis:

worlds most cynical art student

that title is a feat in itself

love-to-love-puppies:

pernillo:

glaceon22:

chawko:

lorettafryingpan:

bigbigtruck:

GUYS
DID YOU KNOW TREES HAVE LEAVES

EVERY TIME.

dude when I first got my glasses I was SHOCKED that the leaves were so defined on trees and my mom just looked at me like I was stupid BUT THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE SAYS

When I first got my glasses I found out streetlights actually were attached to something! They just looked like floating balls of fuzzy light before.



Perfect gif is perfect


For the first seven years of my life I thought that it was normal to not be able to see. Then in second grade I couldn’t even see that there were words on the overhead squinting and sitting in the front of the class and my teachers got pissed so my mom finally took me to the optometrist and holy fuck the first time I put my first pair of glasses on in the Walmart optometrist I still remember being able to read the posters on the wall without putting my nose to them and then we went OUTSIDE and there were LEAVES ON THE TREES

love-to-love-puppies:

pernillo:

glaceon22:

chawko:

lorettafryingpan:

bigbigtruck:

GUYS

DID YOU KNOW TREES HAVE LEAVES

EVERY TIME.

dude when I first got my glasses I was SHOCKED that the leaves were so defined on trees and my mom just looked at me like I was stupid BUT THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE SAYS

When I first got my glasses I found out streetlights actually were attached to something! They just looked like floating balls of fuzzy light before.

image

Perfect gif is perfect

For the first seven years of my life I thought that it was normal to not be able to see. Then in second grade I couldn’t even see that there were words on the overhead squinting and sitting in the front of the class and my teachers got pissed so my mom finally took me to the optometrist and holy fuck the first time I put my first pair of glasses on in the Walmart optometrist I still remember being able to read the posters on the wall without putting my nose to them and then we went OUTSIDE and there were LEAVES ON THE TREES