u ever just jammin the fuck out in the car and suddenly think “what if i died right now? what if i died listening to Beautiful Liar? what if the last words i heard were ‘nobody likes being played’???”
one time Timber was on the radio and I hit black ice and spun out and I thought “oh god I’m going to die listening to Pitbull”
Takes a whole new meaning to “wouldn’t be caught dead”
The ’50s were fucked up man.
*tries this at next house party*
Is this what they do for fun in Night Vale
DID YOU KNOW TREES HAVE LEAVES
dude when I first got my glasses I was SHOCKED that the leaves were so defined on trees and my mom just looked at me like I was stupid BUT THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE SAYS
When I first got my glasses I found out streetlights actually were attached to something! They just looked like floating balls of fuzzy light before.
Perfect gif is perfect
For the first seven years of my life I thought that it was normal to not be able to see. Then in second grade I couldn’t even see that there were words on the overhead squinting and sitting in the front of the class and my teachers got pissed so my mom finally took me to the optometrist and holy fuck the first time I put my first pair of glasses on in the Walmart optometrist I still remember being able to read the posters on the wall without putting my nose to them and then we went OUTSIDE and there were LEAVES ON THE TREES